So I've decided to remove the names and the borders, trim it down to just the artwork, and apply my own meanings to the cards, totally ignoring the traditional names and meanings. In my mind now, the Hermit has become the Hoarder, the Lovers has become Vengeance, Temperance has become Temper, etc. It is a beautiful deck, and the images are gorgeous...they just have nothing to do with the traditional meanings. I'm going to try a reading with it later, and see how it reads.
Apologies for not drawing a card for the day for the past few days - everything's been like the chariot lately.